how the heck did this show
That had great characters
interesting characters who dealt with difficulties, prejudice, and fear
a show that had a great plot
that contained love and friendship
a show that could get dark but managed to say light-hearted and funny
that also managed to complement the original series
how oh how did it become this
No okay shut up, the transition was stupid. And it keeps reminding us it’s stupid because every god damn weekend for the past two months I have seen THE TEEN TITANS MOVIE WHERE THEY GO TO JAPAN COME ON, and if you think that isn’t jarring or points out the flaws of the new show that is designed to serve the lowest common denominator and five year olds and it set itself up as a trap to have execs go “see look the numbers are better than serious shows like young justice” as if pretending they DON’T RUN RERUNS OF THIS SHOW FOUR TIMES A DAY WEEKLY to jack ratings…then you are the problem. Hell it isn’t even funny considering most episodes are Beast Boy and Cyborg doing Seth MacFarlane level Stewie and Bryan Adventures without the gay jokes or Robin going “OMG GUYS I HAVE TO DATE STARFIRE SOMEHOW, ALSO I’M THE BEST FOREVER, NERDS.”The only thing keeping it from being Super Hero Squad levels of stupid is not every episode has at least 12 fart jokes.
also Raven’s really weirdly sexy shapely legs when they’re actually shown are ALWAYS SUPER OFF PUTTING because fuck why are they like that. This is a comedy show for children but then suddenly awkward boner jokes inbound and they always FOCUS IN ON THEM too. What in the FUCK is that. Actually no, I know what the fuck that is, even if I don’t recognize it all the time, it is- what is that term, oh right SEXUAL OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN
So yeah, fuck that show.