sushinfood:

nellis-tomnick:

sushinfood:

strangeandfascination:

sushinfood:

man, shredder was the most amazing villain of all time

That’s Sauron.

it’s clearly the shredder

Def shred bro

he’s even wearing shredder’s classic ring of turtlennialation

Nah dawg that ring houses the giggle ray

sushinfood:

nellis-tomnick:

sushinfood:

strangeandfascination:

sushinfood:

man, shredder was the most amazing villain of all time

That’s Sauron.

it’s clearly the shredder

Def shred bro

he’s even wearing shredder’s classic ring of turtlennialation

Nah dawg that ring houses the giggle ray

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wordsofapurpleman:

tiktokofoz:

rainbowrites:

sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

ALSO I feel I should point out that Hercules is being VERY careful to keep his legs together and covering his lap

Zero to hero? More like loner to boner.

But on that earlier point. Not only is it basically the first time he’s been hit on by a woman, but he’s the son of FUCKING ZEUS. The god whom most of the problems in Greek mythology could be tied to his penis.. And somehow, he manages to keep it in his pants. Partly out of it being a Disney movie, but even still. If an animated character can show a significant amount more restraint than most real men…

I like how you guys are arguing about movie zeus like he’s mythology zeus, even though in the movie hercules is his and hera’s kid and in the animated series zeus is a really respectable dad that cares about hercules and helps him out when he’s not busy doing god stuff.

MEANWHILE you act like hercules is the best perfect gentleman ever because of the movie and yet ignore the fact that the reason hercules goes through the labours in his myths is to atone for the fact he MURDERED THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF MEGARA AND HIS SIX SONS. LIKE SUPER HARD. BECAUSE OF HERA BEING REALLY PISSED OFF AND DRIVING HIM INSANE ALL HIS LIFE CAUSE ZEUS HAD THE BALLS TO NAME A KID AFTER HER (Heracles in Greek) THAT HE HAD WITH SOME OTHER WOMAN.

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

(Reblogged from wordsofapurpleman)

googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

no it’s called a pamphlet

(Source: barackobotm)

(Reblogged from lntergalacticscum)

heathernicolecarter:

craigthethief:

I always cherish this moment.

What episode is this!?!?!?

dddddddddddamn

(Reblogged from excelsagas)

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

>species appropriation

I need to lie down.

>that argument about use of “cripple”

since when was “cripple” the handicapped equivalent of the n-word?

(Reblogged from heirofvoid)

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

(Reblogged from wordsofapurpleman)

kurotokyo:

So we ask Pizza Hut to write a Black Butler Quote on our box right:

image

And what the fuck do we get??!?!?!

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"Maybe watch a better anime"


WEll you know what Fuck You Pizza guy!!!!

To be fair the black butler anime is pretty shit when you compare it to the manga…

(Reblogged from wordsofapurpleman)

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

(Reblogged from wordsofapurpleman)

stoic-nepenthe:

Haha I’ve been looking for this!

honestly i don’t know what she’s frowning for, have you actually heard his songs that aren’t covers of shit from the 80s? if they aren’t really vague they’re usually break up shit.

(Source: mileycryrus)

(Reblogged from wordsofapurpleman)

mentaltimelord:

ribbon-nepeta:

latulas-fine-ass:

:)

((just had a major moment…))

they demolished the concept of classifying people by sexuality

and then reestablished it with a more complicated system where nobody actually loves each other romantically without being a schmuck- oh wait the humans are actually in this…doesn’t change my point really.

(Source: bilbo-swwaggins)

(Reblogged from tiniedragon)